Crown of Despair Band Launch!

Hey everybody! I’m beyond stoked to announce that my band Crown of Despair has released our debut single, “Terror Firma”!

As many of you may or may not know, in addition to shitting on other people’s music, I also make music of my own for other douchebag bloggers to shit on. Joking aside, I’ve been a musician much longer than I’ve been a blogger, spending most of my teenage years holed up in my bedroom practicing the same five shred licks for hours on end while everyone else had, like, friends and shit. This whole “listening to music more than playing it” thing has only happened to me in the past two years as a result of this blog and its accompanying YouTube channel – and believe me, I couldn’t be more grateful that I’ve discovered this obsessive passion of mine – but it’s been really exciting to get back to playing again.

Crown of Despair’s music is probably best described as “Blackened Death Metal” – the many unreleased songs in our vault always come down to a perpetual tug-of-war between old school Black Metal depravity and the riffs and melodies found in Melodic Death Metal.

“Terror Firma” – one of two tracks we recorded in April with Joe Cocchi from Within the Ruins – is like Black Metal-meets-Death Metal-meets-Lamb-of-God…it was the kind of song where you head into the studio with one vision and start cracking up at the unexpected direction that it heads as you track it. We thought this one was gonna be a full on Black Metal rager, but a bunch of the riffs took some New Wave of American Heavy Metal-type turns, and our singer Marc came in with some bellowing lows that brought in a Death Metal feel.

In case you’re curious about my specific contribution to this song: that abrupt transition into the reverb’d-out piano part? That’s me. That goofy Tom-Morello-turned-shred guitar solo? That’s also me. And the outro riff actually came out of some improvising I did in the studio. But it was one of those perfect recording sessions where everybody pulled their equal weight, and we just had a fucking blast hanging in the studio all week with Joe (and we can’t wait to go back this summer!)

If you’re a Metalhead, it would mean the world to me if you gave this track a listen, and threw our band Facebook page a like. If you like what you hear, you can hit up our BandCamp to download it! Believe me, there’s more where this came from! I couldn’t be more excited to embark on this journey with my bandmates. Stay tuned!

Slayer, Lamb of God, and Behemoth: The Metal Tour of the Summer?

As Metalheads stare down our first summer with President Code Orange in office, our second straight summer without a Mayhem Festival, and our third straight summer without an Uproar Festival (the latter of which…good riddance), we got a big piece of news this past weekend. A piece of news that gives Summer ’17 a bit more meaning than just another three warm months where it’s easier to get laid. This past weekend, a must-see tour was announced: Lamb of God, Behemoth, and Slayer will be hitting the road together.

I can hardly contain my fucking excitement. Somewhere in America there’s a concert promoter who deserves a serious promotion (see what I did there?). This is the kind of lineup where the powers at be could get away with Ticket Price Rape. Not only does this lineup consist of three of Metal’s indisputable giants, but it’s also a) three of Metal’s indisputable giants of the LIVE arena, and b) it brings together three distinct fanbases that strike the perfect balance in terms of overlapping enough as to avoid polarizing the audience, but being different enough to draw headbangers from all walks of life.

I suppose in terms of pure album sales, Behemoth’s going to have to perform first, which is a bit depressing in the way that watching Megadeth go second on the Big Four was. Behemoth – whose last album The Satanist has already worked its way up into my favorite Extreme Metal albums of ALL TIME – are the one band I’ve yet to see live, so catching their set will be priority numero uno. As for Slayer, I haven’t caught a show since the 2010 American Carnage tour, where they played Seasons in the Abyss in its entirety, so I’m due for some thrashin’ about in the pit to a more well-rounded set. And Lamb of God….I saw them last spring and they fucking destroyed – provided they’ve tweaked their setlist a bit, I’ll be just as stoked to see them this time around.

Start saving your money NOW. Spend a sober weekend away from the bar, break up with your girlfriend right before her birthday….do whatever it takes to set aside the cash, ‘cause this is NOT a show you will want to miss. And if you’re somehow inexcusably behind the eightball on any these three bands, familiarize yourself with their catalogues – not only will your concert experience be greatly enhanced, but so will your overall quality of life.

Supposedly, the tour dates will be announced later this week. SEE YOU IN THE PIT!