Hey guys, so just in case you were doing productive and valuable things with your time over the weekend, you missed a bit of a “news story”. No seriously. Apparently this was news-worthy, given that Billboard and a whole other host of outlets devoted “news stories” to it (which basically consisted of screenshot-ing a tweet and adding in a snarky joke or two).
Anyway, I was triggered by this whole Bieber/Tool situation. Not because of anything that happened here necessarily, but it set me off about Metalheads, Metal culture, Alex Skolnick, and a bunch of other shit I just needed to get off my chest. Below is the full rant: